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Some jokes or stories you can introduce into your routines

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back…or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did….

FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly,
‘How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?’
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn’t say a word…he knew better.

SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women’s type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.
He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, ‘I think I like playing with men’s balls .

THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, ‘No, I’m just looking at your nuts.’
My sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

FOURTH TESTIMONY :
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving ‘right now’ she would be punished.

To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening,
‘If you don’t let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy’s pee-pee last night!’
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.

I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.

FIFTH TESTIMONY:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.

While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
The realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while.

I asked him if he needed to go and he said ‘No’ .

I kept thinking
‘Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don’t have any clothes with me.’
Then I said, ‘Danny, are you SURE you didn’t have an accident?’

‘No,’ he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.

Soooooo, I asked one more time, ‘Danny did you have an accident ?This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled
‘SEE MOM, IT’S JUST FARTS!!’

While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they’d ever had!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks.

What happens when you predict snow but don’t get any!!??

We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn’t, turned to the weatherman and asked:
‘So Bob, where’s that 8 inches you promised me last night?’

Last night, I was chilling out at a club when I noticed a lady standing alone near where my table was. She was a hot blonde with sultry lips and a body that looked like she did yoga very often.

I went over and said, ”You look like a lady with a lot of class…’

Just when she faced me and was about say something, I took her right hand with my left hand, put her left hand on myright shoulder and my right arm around her waist. (continue reading…)

Today, I will like to cover how to isolate your target from her friends. After you have approached a group of girls and established enough rapport, you need to separate your target from her friends so that you can proceed on your routines on her privately. It also gives her more private space and she will be less conscious of her surroundings when her friends are not around.

The goal of any approach or opener is to get you into a conversation with a group. As long as you demonstrate high status and spiking up an interesting discussion, then you’ll find that most groups will accept you.

But you have to remember that the goal of your approach is to attract a specific woman. If you’re simply talking to the group the whole night, then you’ll minimize your chances of attracting your target.

Whenever you approach a group, you should focus on separating her from her friends. Then once she’s alone you can work on building more attraction and comfort.

The process of isolation is actually fairly simple. First you want to look for genuine signs of attraction. If you don’t see any indicators of interest (IOIs), then you should make a decision. You can either switch your focus to another woman or cut the conversation short and move on.

Now if you notice that you’re target is showing signals, then you know that she is open to being isolated. At this point, you want to direct your attention to her and start building more direct attraction. By now her friends will pick up on the fact you are developing a one-on-one conversation.

When this becomes obvious, say to your target:

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Today, I am going to uncover a great way to tease girls. But many guys I have seen did it wrongly and they ended up making the girl angry instead of horny.

In essence, you want to tease and make fun of a girl. But you have to do it in a way that makes her laugh and want to know more about you. The WRONG way to do is to make her pissed off and made her feel that you are a jerk!

Most guys get teasing wrong because they think it involves ridiculing a girl. They think they’re building attraction by making fun of such things as her looks, or other traits that she might be sensitive about. Unfortunately this type of behavior only ends up pissing off most women.

My advice for teasing is simple. Made your teasing in such a way that she is TRYING TO GET YOU. Make your teasing revolves around that area. Your teasing is done to trip her up and call out the behavior she’s doing to get you, instead of the other way round.

The way you can do this is to steal some of the lines traditionally used by women. For instance, you say something like “You’re trying to take advantage of me,” or “You just want me for my body” whenever she does something to you. Whenever she touches your arm, be it accidentally or with intentions, say something like, “Stop molesting me!” (continue reading…)

Approach anxiety has been a real problem to many guys. Whenever we see a hot girl we like or a business deal we want to close, we have this anxiety which holds us back. We’ve all had that terrifying fear of walking up to women and initiating a conversation.

The truth is these anxious feelings can be traced back to early human development. Back then, there was danger in approaching women. If you talked to a female who was attached to another man, you could get smacked over the head with a club.

As you can see, approach anxiety is a normal feeling that we all get.

But the question to ask yourself is,”should you let it control you?”

The answer is NO!

Although approach anxiety is common, you should not let it dominate you. You need to overcome them. Remember the best pick up artists (PUAs) in the world are the guys who overcame these feelings.

Now if you want to overcome your own anxious feelings, then you should follow the same technique which I used eliminate approach anxiety, which is to…

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There are a lot of different ways to meet women. Yet, most guys ONLY use places like bars & clubs. The truth is the BEST chance to really meet a woman is OUTSIDE
a loud, noisy venue.

To skyrocket your success with women, you need to be ready to meet women at any point in your day.

I’ve found that it’s actually easier to meet a girl when you’re out during the daytime.

In fact this can be your SECRET WEAPON for meeting women. One that your friends will wonder how you’re “getting” all these girls.

Now I want to be honest here. “Day Game” requires a different style than what’s commonly used in the bar scene.

It’s a great way to meet women. But if you’re using the same tactics you’d use in a noisy club, you’ll come across as a crazy person.

To help you get started with daytime meet-ups, I recommend following these 6 tips.

Tip 1 – Look Your Best

To make day game work, you MUST look your best…at ALL times.

Remember, you never know when you’ll come across a women you want to approach. If look like a slob, then you’ll give off a sloppy appearance.

You should always look sharp if you want to meet women during the daytime.

This means adhering to basic guidelines for a top-notched appearance (i.e.: Shave, shower, apply cologne wear nice clothes, etc.)

Tip 2 – Talk To Everyone

We’re all guilty of going “autopilot” as we run errands and do stuff during the day.

For many it’s not the “time” when we meet women. They’re doing chores and don’t want to think about approaching a random girl.

So it seems weird to walk up to a woman during the daytime and start a conversation.

Unfortunately this attitude will get you NOWHERE.

To improve your day game, you must get into the habit of initiating conversations with those around you. (Even if they’re not women)

The more you practice talking to people, the more natural it’ll seem to approach a girl.

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Today, I was at one of the major Computer Fair at Hong Kong to get a new laptop. The hall was super crowded, with lots of stinking bodies, hovering around the booths. I noticed that many of these people are not shoppers, but horny toads who are more interested in the show girls parading around the gadgets, rather than the stuff itself.

I was pissed off. What is worst is they blocked the whole passageway, making shoppers like me having a hard time to get through. I finally reached the Acer booth, and found this hot, sizzling show girl at the booth. She has dark, long flowing hair and she was wearing such hot shorts that my legs began to shake. Many guys were around her, ogling at her, making her very uncomfortable.

I inched my way towards her. Her eyes caught me and I caught a smile from her. I guessed she find it amusing I was wearing such nice, professional office wear, and have to stained my new shirt with all the sweat from the people around me. When I reached beside her, I whispered to her ear,

“You know something? You are causing a massive jam at this booth. What is more? You are not helping in the sales of the goods as you are catching too much attention on yourself and not the goods.”

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I could still remember the day, I met Hayden and Cruise in my pub. I guess all this would not have happened had we not our chanced meeting that day. We talked late into the night that day. The conversation was really interesting.

An idea dawned upon Cruise years ago before he became a property tycoon. The idea was that of trasmuting the male sex drive into energy that was useful and could be harnessed. He firmly did believe in that notion and worked on it day and night.

As inexplicable as it was, there was this unwritten law of attraction in the universe that like attracts like, he met this Hayden in a business convention on a cruise ship to Tokyo. Hayden had been unknowning practising what Cruise believed to be the secrets to success and Cruise made a chanced observation of Hayden at work in bucking his life….

Studies have shown that the top salespeople in the world are not the best speakers, but the best listeners. Just like top sargers, they have an unique ability, that is they are all able to listen very well.

Here are 4 keys to be a great listener:

1) Be interested

Here is a great tip, “If you want to be interesting, be interested.” I always thought to be interesting, you need to have many funny and interesting stories to tell or need to have a face like Mr Bean. No! Everyone in this world crave for attention. Girls crave for attention even more. If you can give your customer or your girl the attention she needs, they are more likely to heed your request. Most of the time, we are just concerned about the things around us and neglect those around others. Showing interest in others and asking questions can spread unlimited warm to everyone’s heart. The best way to grab your prospect’s interest is to be genuinely interested in them.

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Today, I was driving home when my car broke down in the middle of the highway. The engine just would not start no matter how hard I tried. I was standing under the hot sun and having given up hope, I decided to get the towing service. However, I realised my mobile had turned off as well as the battery was flat.
I guessed that it was my gear box that had the problem. I opened the bonnet and tried to fix it. In trying to do so, I had started to sweat. So, I removed my designer shirt and proceeded to do my ‘dirty work’.
Suddenly, a bright red sports car pulled up next to my car. Its windows were tinted black and I could see my own reflection on the windows. My washboard abs glistened while my well defined half naked body was shining in the sweat that was flowing down from my fabolous looking face.
The windows of the car turned down. A sultry looking female who look so similar to Jessica Simpson was ogling at my hot bod.
‘ Need a ride?’ she asked me, quickly averting her gaze to my eyes instead.
‘ Of course babe.’ I replied. Buck My Life!